Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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