You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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