that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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