he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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