No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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