drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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