That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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