I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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