so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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