i already hear my dad disowning me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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