Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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