Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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