Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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