life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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