I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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