My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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