did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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