Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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