please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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