How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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