I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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