He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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