Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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