No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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