once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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