I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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