Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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