He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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