Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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