so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
look no pants
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize