You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She needs sedatives and a leash
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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