Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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