Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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