So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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