Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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