Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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