I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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