New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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