dude i'm inner monologue high
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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