can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize