it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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