What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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