Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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