Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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