i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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