let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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