Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I cannot find my penis.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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