that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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