OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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