I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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